## 2025-08-03
This movie was a 3-4 out of 7 at best, and the best part was my mom leaning over and going “he didn’t say [[IsA|InshaAllah]]” after a dude said “we’ll get through this” before immediately dying.
I have no strong opinions about anything that was on the screen. I was entertained, so that’s good! But the idea of a world getting tired of dinosaurs is so fucking funny to me that I can’t stop thinking about it. Hey Universal. What do you mean by this? Why are you pretending that people would not go to a zoo with real life fucking dinosaurs in them because they’re boring? People go to the zoo to look at animals that *haven’t* been revived from extinction. Dinosaurs will never stop being cool. This movie made ***$731 BILLION DOLLARS***!!! The whole premise is so fucking stupid.
But you know. I saw dinosaurs so I’m satisfied.